MissSmokinHot
03-15-2013, 03:16 PM
Hey everyone, i just wanted to share my story because when i was going through all the nervousness and trying to find reviews on the product, i read a few and then most of them are the story with a promise of posting results, and then no results posted. Come on seriously? Post the results!!
I had 2 months of interview/job shadowing/etc and then was finally offered the job. I should have known there was a drug test but i didnt know until the very end, so no time to quit. I have never subbed before and it was really freakin nervewracking.
I went to local head shop and the guy was not helpful at all to say the least. He was on his cell the whole time and didnt even look up at me when he said things like, "I CANT ANSWER THAT and I CANT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT" like wtf dude u can be a little more helpful. so at first he tried to give me pills but im like do u have synthetic urine?? because i heard detoxing yourself is too much of a risk. He gave me bottle of ultra klean ultra pure, no other options. I bought the 2 oz and left.
The box came with 2 oz bottle with rubber band and small heating pad. The morning of the test i took everything out, the box says to shake the heating pad and put it around the urine and piut in your pocket for up to an hour. I did not have the patience for this so i ended up just putting it in the mocrowave for 10 secs then putting pad around it and in my underwear. I got ready to leave and kept checking to make sure it was staying at correct temp, which it was.
I dressed nice, i had tight jeans on with boots and a nice lace top, my boyfriend told me u could not see the bottle so off we went. I WAS SO NERVOUS. I couldnt help it, almost shaking...the nerves really messed with me...i felt like people were looking at me. Plus the bottle was leaking a little bit which pissed me off...i sat waiting in the waiting room for almost 40 mins, if u want to make sure to get it over with quick then i would suggest going in the morning when they first open...i went around 12. While i was sitting i could feel some pee dripping down my leg, there was nothing i could do but wait...wait...wait...i thought for sure the temp was down by the time i got called.
FInally the woman calls me to the back and has me hang up my coat and put my purse in a safe...did not make me empty my pockets or anything more then that. Once i got in there i sat down and peed, while taking everything out..the temp was like 96 degrees! i was so relieved!! I started squirting the pee into the cup where she drew a line for me to fill to, it was so loud though so i just uncapped and poured in. I was so scared because it DID NOT fill up to the line, i bought the 2 oz bottle. It was like half inch below line, a little less than that. I left pee and toilet paper in the toilet and walked out, she took the temp and checked off the box that it was between 90-100. I started making chit chat because i was so damn nervous and she was very nice. She had be sign my viles and then i left, that was it! so glad it was over with!!
This was 2 days ago, i have not heard anything. It was a split specimen so its being sent to a lab. All i can do now is wait for the results, i have so much riding on this pee...if anyone has experience with ultra klean ultra pure please share your story! Its march 15, 1013 i will post results as soon as i have them.
So i just want to close with, the nerves are the worst part about the whole thing! I was most nervous about the temp being there, but it was no issue at all. So just be confident!! I PRAY IT WORKS OUT!!!!
I had 2 months of interview/job shadowing/etc and then was finally offered the job. I should have known there was a drug test but i didnt know until the very end, so no time to quit. I have never subbed before and it was really freakin nervewracking.
I went to local head shop and the guy was not helpful at all to say the least. He was on his cell the whole time and didnt even look up at me when he said things like, "I CANT ANSWER THAT and I CANT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT" like wtf dude u can be a little more helpful. so at first he tried to give me pills but im like do u have synthetic urine?? because i heard detoxing yourself is too much of a risk. He gave me bottle of ultra klean ultra pure, no other options. I bought the 2 oz and left.
The box came with 2 oz bottle with rubber band and small heating pad. The morning of the test i took everything out, the box says to shake the heating pad and put it around the urine and piut in your pocket for up to an hour. I did not have the patience for this so i ended up just putting it in the mocrowave for 10 secs then putting pad around it and in my underwear. I got ready to leave and kept checking to make sure it was staying at correct temp, which it was.
I dressed nice, i had tight jeans on with boots and a nice lace top, my boyfriend told me u could not see the bottle so off we went. I WAS SO NERVOUS. I couldnt help it, almost shaking...the nerves really messed with me...i felt like people were looking at me. Plus the bottle was leaking a little bit which pissed me off...i sat waiting in the waiting room for almost 40 mins, if u want to make sure to get it over with quick then i would suggest going in the morning when they first open...i went around 12. While i was sitting i could feel some pee dripping down my leg, there was nothing i could do but wait...wait...wait...i thought for sure the temp was down by the time i got called.
FInally the woman calls me to the back and has me hang up my coat and put my purse in a safe...did not make me empty my pockets or anything more then that. Once i got in there i sat down and peed, while taking everything out..the temp was like 96 degrees! i was so relieved!! I started squirting the pee into the cup where she drew a line for me to fill to, it was so loud though so i just uncapped and poured in. I was so scared because it DID NOT fill up to the line, i bought the 2 oz bottle. It was like half inch below line, a little less than that. I left pee and toilet paper in the toilet and walked out, she took the temp and checked off the box that it was between 90-100. I started making chit chat because i was so damn nervous and she was very nice. She had be sign my viles and then i left, that was it! so glad it was over with!!
This was 2 days ago, i have not heard anything. It was a split specimen so its being sent to a lab. All i can do now is wait for the results, i have so much riding on this pee...if anyone has experience with ultra klean ultra pure please share your story! Its march 15, 1013 i will post results as soon as i have them.
So i just want to close with, the nerves are the worst part about the whole thing! I was most nervous about the temp being there, but it was no issue at all. So just be confident!! I PRAY IT WORKS OUT!!!!